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This programme contains
very strong language

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How much is all this worth anyway?

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I don't know. Like, ten...

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..seven... This one's probably
about fucking 20 or something.

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We could be looking at making,
like, 50 quid, like.

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New pair of shoes, boy.

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We could get so much with this.
Yeah! What are you getting?

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See, I've seen a fuckin', erm,
a big blow-up doll in, erm...

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..in the shop.
It's, like, this woman, right?

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curly blonde hair

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and when you squeeze her tits

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she goes, "Ooh!"

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What does she go? Do it again?

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She'll go...

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"Ooh!"

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When you squeeze her arse
as well, she'll go

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"Ooh!"

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I'd call mine Reuben.

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That's a guy's name, though.

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No, it's not, is it? Yeah, Reuben.

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Yeah, that's a guy's name.

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Reuben...

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Reuben. Reuben!

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Yeah, see? Reuben... Oh, yeah.

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Fuck.

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"Ooh!"

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"Sapphire, ooh!"

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That handsome-lookin' fella there
is me, Conor MacSweeney.

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"Ooh!"
And that's me best pal, Jock.

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Everyone's always going on about me
trying to be just like him.

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Yeah, we have similar haircuts,
but that's just the fashion.

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Aside from that, we have our
own individual shit goin' on.

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Jock's the kind of fella
who'd do anything for a friend.

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Like that time I bumped
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Hi, how's it goin'?

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..and he wanted to borrow me phone.

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Give me yer fuckin' phone!

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HE GIGGLES

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He's the local nut job.

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Jock found this site on the internet

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where ya can send them photos
of someone

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a mask of their face.

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All right, Billy?

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He then stole a bike from outside
the Garda station

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which belonged to Sergeant Healy.

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When they went lookin' for Healy's
bike in Billy's gaff,

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Shitloads of them.

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Ya cunt! I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya.
Shut the fuck up!

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Do you like that? Do you like that?

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Go on, get your tongue up me hole,
prick. Shut up! Come on!

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wouldn't ya?

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And that was the end
of me getting mugged.

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Get into the fucking car!

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It turned into a bit of
a cat-and-mouse game

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between Healy and Jock after that.

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Healy!

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And here we are, minding our own
business when...

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There's two young fellas
up on the roof stealing my lead.

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All right, boy?

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What the fuck are you doing?

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Up there.

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Quick, put that on.

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This is a girl's mask.

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It's all they had
in the Halloween shop.

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They only had one mask
in the Halloween shop? Yeah.

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Wait, look!

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Don't move!

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Whoa!

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What are we gonna do?
We can make that.

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No, we can't! I've got short legs

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and definitely not
with these bags of lead.

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I'll hold yer hand.

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Fuck off. Come on, that way if you
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What choice do we have?

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Fuck it. All right.

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On three?

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BOTH: One...

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Two...

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Three!

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AARGH!

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A-a—argh!

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Let go of my fuckin' hand!

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Principal Walsh's daughters.

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Fuck!

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Did they see our faces?
I don't know.

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Fuck it! Come on! Shit!

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Jock's become a bit of a legend
around Cork city.

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No-one knows it's him behind the
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..Fake Billy.

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All right, Fake Billy?

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Who's the girlfriend?
I'm not his girlfriend!

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Fuck you! Fuckin' langers!

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Oh, fuck! Fuck, shit...

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Will you fuckin' hurry up?

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Jock, wait up!

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What is it? This lead is killin' me.
I'm gettin' rid of it.

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Yeah, good idea,
I left mine in the dumpster.

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Come on!

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This is the English Market
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And that's me mam.

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She works as a fishmonger.

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Mam had me when she was 16,

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which was old for our neighbourhood.

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The market is a lovely place
for a bike ride

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if you ever get the chance.

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'Excuse me!

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Sorry! Fuck me! You all right?

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Sorry about that!

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'Scuse me, coming through.
Sorry! Sorry, like.

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Mam has fuck-all going for her.

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I mean, I'm pretty much
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Little fuckin' knacker.

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Why is there always some dickhead

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painting something
when you're in a hurry?

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Move, move, move!

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My good paint! Jesus!

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What the fuck's wrong with yous?

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it coming off slowly.

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I gotta get home for dinner.
Mam's gonna kill me. Not like this.

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Every guard in the city's looking

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for two kids covered in
this yellow shit.

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go home naked?

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There's a lot of mad fuckers in our
neighbourhood

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so you can get away with pretty much
anything without being judged.

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Well... Most of the time.

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Gimme yer fuckin' wallets!

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Nah, go on. See ya in school
tomorrow, John-Paul.

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Jock says stealin' is only really
stealin'

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when you rob somethin' people
give a shit about.

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And no-one gives a flyin' fuck
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We go to St Finan's
Community School

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which is the only school
in the country

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with a condom machine
in the toilets.

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And this is our beloved principal,
Barry Walsh.

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Fuckin' Walsh's daughters...

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Do you think they know it was us?

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Nah...

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We'd have been arrested already if
they did, like. Yeah, that's true.

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BOTH: Bollocks!

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We're gonna have to use
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Where we going to get them?

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No, ya tool, it's an expression.

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We try and get them on our side by
danglin' a carrot in front of them.

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And if that doesn't work then
we hit them with a stick.

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Why?

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and not a real stick.

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We're just gonna go over
an' flirt with them

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and ask them to keep their
mouths shut. No!

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I can't talk to them, boy.
They're girls.

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Girls are just guys with tits.

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Just do exactly what I do.

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OK.

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Just do exactly what you do.

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OK? OK?

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Not now. Not now.

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You don't have to do it now.
..do it now.

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Stop! Stop!

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Fuck off! Fuck off!

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How's it goin'? How's it goin'?

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Fake Billy and his girlfriend.

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Shh! It's a secret.

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I'm not his girlfriend.

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Relax, babe.

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Who knows? Him.

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Him. Me. Me. Now the two of you.
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Promise not to tell anyone?

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Depends. What's in it for us?
Come 'ere and I'll tell ya.

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What's that? What's what?

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That little spot there on your lip?

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That's just my lip.

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Is it on my lip now?

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You all right?

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INTERNALLY: Just copy
what Jack does...

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Just copy...

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What are you doin'?

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I was lookin' over yer shoulder.

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And I thought I saw somethin'
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You're unreal at that.
You're not too bad yerself.

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Where'd you get that from?

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It's just practice, isn't it?

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I used to use, like, a load of
tongue when I was younger.

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But you realise fast enough

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method. Yeah, I know.

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You can never go with the washing
machine. That just doesn't work.

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Let's do that again.

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What's, erm...

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..what's it like being adopted?

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I'm not adopted.

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Ice...? Is. OK.

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Er... Why? What makes you think
I am adopted?

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No, like, I don't think you are,
it's just...

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..er...you look adopted.

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How do I look adopted?

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Your hair is, like...really...

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Trying to say I'm black?

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You're...you're black?

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I didn't even notice.

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You didn't? No.

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Are you serious?

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Oh, it's... You barely...
Like, I see past pigment.

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Can we change the subject?

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I need to speak to you two
in my office, now. Go.

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See ya soon.

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Go, will ya? Go!

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I don't want you going
near the two of them.

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BOTH: Why?

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embarrassing?

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It's embarrassing for you?
It's embarrassing for us.

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We get picked on every day and
you're just here making a scene?

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I'm the principal of the school.

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it's my school.

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I don't want you being with those
two lads. You're making a scene.

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Look, I'll talk to you later on
and you're in trouble.

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See you for dinner, so.

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Right, that's it. You're both
grounded as well. I love you.

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Yeah, you're not going anywhere.
Bye. See you at dinner!

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catching Jock

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in a whole year of chasing him.

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What a dickhead!

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Your daughters are fine-looking
girls, Principal Walsh.

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You must be very proud.

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They have nice clear skin,
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Give me that!

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Two masked teenagers from this
school are wanted for robbery

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and causing destruction of property
in the city yesterday.

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They fit your description.

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Imagine that. Yeah, imagine.
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Sorry, I don't understand what
you mean, our description?

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Well, one of them was tall, lanky,
skinny, kind of goofy lookin'.

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The other one... Small and fat.

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Sort of ridiculous and slower.
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There's lots of people that
look like us.

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Our haircut, everyone copied us
once we got our hair cut.

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People are even trying to grow
to look like us.

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And shrink to look like us.

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both of you?

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Mm... Not where you think we were,
anyway.

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No. Oh, yeah? Where were you? Where?

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With Con's mam.

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With your mam? With your mam?

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Yep.

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260
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,560
Mam has only two gears -

261
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,400
and one of them is broken.

262
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,960
I'm just off the phone to your
principal.

263
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,040
What trouble has this dickhead
got you into this time?

264
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,520
What are you blaming him for?

265
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,000
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if he fuckin' told you to.

266
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,240
No, I wouldn't...

267
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,080
Would you jump off a building? No.

268
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,400
Stupid.

269
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,080
A-a-argh!

270
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,360
Did you not get me text?

271
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,040
"If anyone asks, me
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272
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,720
You for fuckin' real?

273
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:05,120
They said you're wanted
for stealing. That's strange.

274
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,040
Definitely, I'd remember
something like that.

275
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,080
We didn't. We didn't.

276
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,360
Where were you?

277
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,360
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278
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,720
Well, he's bringing me
into the fuckin' school tomorrow.

279
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,400
Tell him that we were with you

280
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,360
and it'll be fine, all right?

281
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,080
You're a fuckin' tit-wreck
of a child, you know that?

282
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,520
I'd do what to a child?

283
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,560
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284
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,800
I think you have smashing tits,
Margaret.

285
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,240
Jesus, Jock, would you fuck off to
your own house?

286
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,120
I was just complimenting...

287
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,480
See you later, yeah? Yeah, I'll call
over to you after dinner.

288
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,440
<font color="
a hard time?

289
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,240
Cos he's a total fuck-up and you're
trying to be just like him.

290
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,520
No, I'm not.

291
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,920
You don't know what he's
really like. No?

292
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,440
Tell me, so.
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293
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,160
He's...he's sound.

294
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:08,080
A laugh to be around. He's
not like the other fellas in school.

295
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,880
He makes me feel...

296
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,640
..warm.

297
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,040
Are you gay? Is that what this is?

298
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,360
It's all right if you are. It would
actually explain a lot.

299
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,960
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300
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,760
But if I were, like,
hypofarically... Hy...

301
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,440
Hypothetically. Hypothetically,
if I were,

302
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,800
he'd be the guy
I'd want to be gay with.

303
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,920
I actually just got
a mental picture of...

304
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,120
<font color="

305
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,120
..Jock bumming you.

306
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,920
And it wasn't pretty!

307
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,720
You think Jock would be bumming me?

308
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,240
I'd be bumming Jock! No.

309
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,320
If anyone's bumming anyone... No!

310
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,280
No, Jock would be bumming you.
<font color="

311
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,480
We'd take it in turns.

312
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,920
Oh, Jesus.

313
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,680
Your dad was just like that.
He'd always have a laugh like that.

314
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,160
All we need to do is burn our
uniforms

315
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,920
and nothin' will get
traced back to us.

316
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,880
<font color="

317
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,520
Who the fuck would take a school
jumper covered in paint?

318
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,960
Whoo!

319
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,600
MUSIC: Peter And The Wolf
by Prokofiev

320
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,840
CLANKING AND YELLING

321
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,760
Billy Murphy?!
When the hell did he get out?

322
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,440
<font color="
out well for us.

323
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,440
We just let him wear
that jumper round town.

324
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,120
The police will think it
was him who did it.

325
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,160
What?

326
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,600
Mam stitched me name
on the inside of that jumper.

327
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,680
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328
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,920
Hooo!

329
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,800
All right, Billy.

330
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,800
HE LAUGHS

331
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200
All right, Billy.

332
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,800
SMASHING, CAT YOWLS

333
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,600
All right, lads.

334
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,000
What the fuck do you want?

335
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,200
Nothin', just sayin' hi.

336
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,400
And I definitely don't want that
<font color="

337
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,080
Why don't you want it?

338
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,200
Is there something wrong with it?
No. Just don't want it.

339
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,840
It's not something
I'd ever wear, like.

340
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,760
Well, maybe I'll make ya wear it.

341
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,280
There's no fuckin' way you would
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342
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,120
If I want you to wear it, you're
going to fuckin' wear it, all right?

343
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,640
Not a chance, boy!

344
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,400
That's it. You'll fuckin' wear it!

345
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,000
All right, all right, he'll wear it.

346
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,760
Won't you, Jock?

347
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,600
What?

348
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,640
<font color="

349
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,480
I thought you just said you were
gonna make him wear it.

350
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,280
No. Now I'm the one
who's gonna wear it, all right?

351
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,600
Great, cos I don't wanna wear it.
It's a manky old thing.

352
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,320
If I want you to wear it, you're
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353
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,560
There's no way you'll ever get that
jumper on him.

354
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,560
Look, I'm fuckin' sick shit of the
two of ye, all right?

355
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,880
Give me your fags and your money

356
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,840
or I'll kick the livin' shit
out of the pair of ye.

357
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,880
<font color="

358
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,600
You're lucky I didn't give you
a fuckin' dig.

359
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,560
HE COUGHS AND GROANS

360
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,880
Tell your mam I was askin' for her,
all right?

361
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,720
Hiya. How's it going?

362
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,520
You're from the fish stall in the
market, yeah?

363
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,760
<font color="

364
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,880
That's what you say
when you're serving me.

365
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,200
I know who you are.
What are you doing here?

366
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,800
Got to question a few scumbags
about a robbery.

367
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,040
What about you?

368
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,440
My son is not a scumbag.

369
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,520
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370
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,760
Thanks for coming in, Ms MacSweeney.

371
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,920
Fifth time this year? Fourth. Oh.

372
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,960
So, Conor and Jock said they were
with you on Wednesday.

373
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,280
That's correct.
We went to the cinema.

374
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,600
What did you go and see?

375
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,960
<font color="

376
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,880
I don't know which one.

377
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,000
Don't ask me.
I wasn't paying attention.

378
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,760
Which one? The second one.

379
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,560
Batman II.

380
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,240
What came out about 40 years ago,
you know that, yeah?

381
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,280
Special screening.

382
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,080
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383
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,720
What cinema did you go to?

384
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,040
ALL ANSWER DIFFERENTLY

385
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,280
Can we cut the bullshit, yeah?

386
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,080
Cut the bullshit?

387
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,960
I came here of my own free will to
answer one simple fuckin' question.

388
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,680
<font color="
with me on Wednesday?

389
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,240
And the answer's yes.

390
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,640
We went to see a film.

391
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,440
Me, Conor, Jock. Got popcorn.

392
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,840
End of fuckin' story.

393
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,480
Do you recognise this?

394
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,240
The same... One there.

395
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,080
<font color="

396
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,440
Guards on patrol retrieved it

397
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,080
from a homeless fella seen wearing
it around town.

398
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,480
Give us the jumper.

399
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,920
You're not fuckin' getting it!

400
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,160
Try it on.

401
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,040
It smells and it's dirty, like.
I'm not putting this on.

402
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,320
<font color="

403
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,960
It's just my size. Can I keep it?

404
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:24,560
When it comes to delay tactics,
I'm pretty much an expert.

405
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,800
I'll hold your head.
You'll push your head out forward.

406
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,720
All right, that's it! Push.

407
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,120
Argh!

408
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,480
<font color="

409
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,040
If the slipper fits,

410
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,520
you've found your glove.

411
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,440
What have you got there?

412
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,000
MAIREAD: Get off of him!

413
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,800
Come on. Hold his nose!

414
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,280
Hold his nose!

415
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,520
Open your fuckin' mouth.
<font color="

416
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,720
Swallow it.

417
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,040
GASPING FOR BREATH

418
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,600
I bet they're gonna do that
good cop, dickhead cop thing.

419
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,840
Yeah, definitely.

420
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,680
Your mam'll be the good cop, the
other two will be the dickheads.

421
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,560
<font color="
the mornin' if you asked me to.

422
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,960
I'd do the same for you, but we're
goin' to get through this.

423
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,600
I'm telling ya, the plan will work.

424
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,080
We stick with it.

425
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,320
Jock, we want to speak to Conor on
his own for a minute.

426
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,280
<font color="

427
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,560
I'm goin' to advise him.
You mean intimidate?

428
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,520
Intimate? Not intimate, intimidate.

429
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,240
And you know exactly what I mean!

430
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,840
Not really. Which one was I doin'
with your daughter yesterday?

431
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,800
That was intimate I think,
<font color="

432
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,840
Can we get on with this?

433
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,600
Conor, they have yer school jumper,
they know it was you.

434
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:35,720
Sgt Healy has promised, if you tell
the truth, he won't press charges.

435
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,080
What, so they can
arrest Jock instead, is it?

436
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:41,200
<font color="
jumper all the time.

437
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,000
Why do you think she felt the need
to name tag it in the first place?

438
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000
We didn't do nothin'.
Why are you covering for him?

439
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,920
Do you really think
he'd do the same for you?

440
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,720
<font color="
covering for his addiction.

441
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,800
No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

442
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,040
If Jock were a powder you'd be
injecting him or snorting him.

443
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,960
So what if I was snorting him?

444
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,000
Better snortin' him than one of them
<font color="

445
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,920
Watch your language.

446
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,800
What did I say? You said prick.
Prick's not a bad word.

447
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,080
Yes, it is. Is prick a bad word?

448
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,520
Yes, it is, and stop saying it.

449
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,920
Shit and fuck are bad words,
<font color="

450
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,360
Prick is just as bad as
shit and fuck.

451
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,760
You're not allowed say any of them!

452
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,880
What about cunt?

453
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,880
What?

454
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,240
Conor. Please, don't make me one of
them single mothers

455
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,760
with a convicted son.

456
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,920
<font color="
designed to help people like Jock,

457
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,320
but it won't suit a cute little
fella like you.

458
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,160
Trust me.

459
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,360
You know what?

460
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,520
You all have it in for Jock.

461
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,480
Everyone does.

462
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,360
The only person that's
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463
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,600
and you're sayin'
I should fuck him over.

464
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,720
He's so misjudged, like.

465
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,680
He doesn't have it easy,

466
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,920
but he doesn't bitch and moan
about it like most people.

467
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,520
He rarely says nasty stuff about
anyone.

468
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,680
<font color="
fellas

469
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,600
who does something great
with his life.

470
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,000
There's no way in hell
I'd ever turn my back on him

471
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,400
so you can all fuck off.

472
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,680
All right, then.

473
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,240
You leave me with no choice.

474
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,920
<font color="
to say for yourself?

475
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,720
Yeah. You can suck my...

476
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,720
BELL RINGS

477
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,080
YELLING AND CHEERING

478
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,640
Get out of it, you little pricks!

479
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,920
Little scum.

480
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,760
I'm so sorry about the
misunderstanding.

481
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,000
<font color="
apologising to.

482
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,040
Don't worry about it,
Principal Walsh.

483
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,520
Everyone makes enormous
mistakes sometimes.

484
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,000
Is there a fag machine inside there?

485
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,960
Not in the school.

486
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,240
Down at the corner, Mary's.

487
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,120
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488
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,000
Prick. Who said that?

489
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,280
Who said that?!

490
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,040
Told ya it would work.

491
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,880
I didn't say it wouldn't,
I just said it was risky.

492
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,440
It's amazing what people will do
for two bags of lead.

493
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,640
We can't do it until
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494
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,680
That's fine.
Just make sure Conor and Jock

495
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,720
are with Principal Walsh
when it happens.

496
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,360
We're from Northern Ireland.

497
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,000
How did you do them real tears?

498
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,960
I just taught about my dad dyin'.

499
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,280
Cool.

500
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,600
<font color="
Jock, but that's a load of bollocks.

501
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,280
We're just best friends
and we like the same shit.

502
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,880
Anyone who has a best friend would
understand that.

503
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,560
We own this city.

504
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,160
It's ours.